- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

penis. nuff said.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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