- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Title IX

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

nolan is gay

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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