Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

No your aunties a joke

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

He--Hey guys

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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