So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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