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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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