- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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roses are red poo is poo

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