Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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