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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

2 black kids walk into school

why dont they make black forks

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

this website is a bad joke

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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