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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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