mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

black chicken. kfc

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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