- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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