why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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