yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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lewis=cardiac

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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