- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Gustavo Andrade

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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