A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What is older than history?

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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