- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

LeBron in the fourth quarter

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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