- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Whats 1+1? window!

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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