- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

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