- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

i have yougurt mit traktor

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Your Mom The End.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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