- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

anus

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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