Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Kevin and Ramin

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

I like school Said no one ever.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

A fat guy!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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