Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Take part of what?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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