A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

women's rights.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Black people stink of shite!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

AIDS

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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