- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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