What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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