- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

penis. nuff said.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Beka has AIDS

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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