roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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