What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

A whole 'nother.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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