- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I'm Polish.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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