- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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