What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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NEVER

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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