- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

someone called someone else a frog

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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