What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Anti Joke

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