- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

i dont care if you rate me or not

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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