- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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