Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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