flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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