- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

I had friends on the Death Star.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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