- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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