Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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