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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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