- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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