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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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