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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

knock knock come in

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Ain't idn't a word.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Good job, son.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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