- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

I'm homeless.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Please ignore this statement.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Grace Ackerson

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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