- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??