Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Anti Joke

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