- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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