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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Camerons hair is Curly..

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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