A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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