- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

taking out the trash... at night

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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