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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

bite me

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.