What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

I love pissing people off :P

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Who wants water? I do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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