what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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