- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Small Penis.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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