- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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