homosexual rights to marriage

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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