- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I don't get it

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

knock knock Goodbye

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

my penis

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??