- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Poker face

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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