- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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