- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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