roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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