- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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