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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

karn chevalier

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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