- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Knock Knock No solicitors

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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