- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

I'm homeless.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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