- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Take part of what?

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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