A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Adam Chebali is awesome

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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