- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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