Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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