Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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Anti Joke

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