- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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