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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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