- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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