Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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