- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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