- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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