How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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A car walks into a bar.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Take wrong turns

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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