- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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