Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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