- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

quantum physics?

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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