Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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