A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why was the man sad His got raped

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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