- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

A man goes to the potty.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

why did you poop because you are a poop

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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