Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

autistic kids rock

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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