Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Anti Joke

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