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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Rush Limbaugh

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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