roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Read a Book.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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