- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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