- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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