- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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