what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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I asked her where you were.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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