- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Equal rights!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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