- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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