- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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