- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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