What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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whats white jizz

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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