Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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lets bomb africa

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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no rasist joks

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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