- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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