whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Go away still nothing to see

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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