- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

autistic kids rock

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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