A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Good job, son.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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