- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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