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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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