- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

The Oakland Raiders

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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