Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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