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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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