What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why? Why not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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