How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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