- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Dwarf Shortage

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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