- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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