A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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sky silverstein

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Brain fart

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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