- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

like if your cool

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

learn. advance!

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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