what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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