- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

why did the black guy die? cancer

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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