Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Poker face

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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