Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What do you call a bear. Rob.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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You know whats annoying? Steve

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What do we call Osama? Osama

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Democracy.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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