- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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