- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

knock knock i have diarrhea

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