- Anti Joke

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Two women were sitting quietly.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.