- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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