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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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