- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Your mom went to college

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