why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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