What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Whose your daddy? Not me

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A penis walks into a bar..

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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