- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

hi penis ham telephone

Why did you step on my watermelon?

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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