- Anti Joke

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

YOU

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!