- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

roses are red poo is poo

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Matthew Wyckoff

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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